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Beard Talk

People talk to me about my beard everyday. That’s really, really weird.     It’s weird because, unlike others, I can’t even see my beard, so I (apparently) think about … Continue reading

October 28, 2016 · Leave a Comment

Trump Notes: Your Racist Uncle

America’s best, brightest, or most dedicated write letters sharing their support for Donald Trump…   Further readings about high school dropouts support Trump. Read about David Duke’s support for Trump here.

March 21, 2016 · Leave a Comment

Advertising & The Great Copy Debate

THE WAR For those not familiar with the short vs. long copy debate, allow me to succinctly (and hopefully not too inaccurately) sum up the issue. The argument for short … Continue reading

January 13, 2016 · Leave a Comment

Notes from a Mental Hospital

Last night they took away my shoelaces. It’s morning now. A man down the hall is yelling. “Give me my shoes back!” His wailing wakes me. A patient answer comes … Continue reading

October 29, 2015 · 2 Comments


  I just saw the new Star Wars trailer and I’m freaking out! I can’t believe it! It looks so good!

October 23, 2015 · Leave a Comment

Let the Heart Rule the Headlines

These aren’t headlines. These are just things I really, really wish were headlines.   “Orinn Hatch Thinks He’s People”     CEO Apologizes for Racist Remarks: “I didn’t realize things I … Continue reading

October 12, 2015 · Leave a Comment

Correct-A-Meme: Fake Quotes Serving the Truth

For some reason people cannot be bothered to search the internet to see if their too-good-to-be-true quote is fake. (It probably is.) No need to send them the real quote … Continue reading

October 9, 2015 · Leave a Comment

On Working with Humans: Applications & Resumes

I’ve been working among humans for decades, and I’ve learned a thing or two. (For instance, they like bosses to have an open door, but hate it if you leave … Continue reading

October 7, 2015 · Leave a Comment

The New Age: How Old You Seem

You are only ten questions and a bit of arithmetic away from knowing how old you seem to the world around you!

October 7, 2015 · Leave a Comment

A Lark’s Sad Song

This was going to be more fun than the bird had hoped. “Well, devil… Or should I call you Lucifer?”

“I do not care what you call me now. You will call me master soon enough,” the man replied.

October 4, 2015 · 4 Comments

Debunk that Junk: Cars & Guns

It’s that time again. Another mass shooting has occurred in the only developed nation on earth where mass shootings regularly occur. Not moments later, people start looking for a solution, … Continue reading

October 3, 2015 · 1 Comment

Offended by Miracles: Spared by the Hand of God

There was recently an article in the paper about an upcoming movie, The Cokeville Miracle, and the story of how 154 students and teachers miraculously survived an encounter with a … Continue reading

May 18, 2015 · 1 Comment

Shallow Thoughts: Concerning Holiday Regrets

Three shallow thoughts with the theme of holiday regrets.

January 12, 2015 · Leave a Comment

Shallow Thoughts: Considering Enunciation

Four shallow thoughts about enunciation . . .

January 12, 2015 · Leave a Comment

Serving Time: Where Would Victor Hugo Eat?

My favorite place to eat is the state penitentiary, not in any of the many cafeterias, but just on the other side of the razor-wire and guard-towers there is a … Continue reading

August 20, 2014 · 2 Comments

Modesty Is Under Attack, but Not by Miniskirts

Modesty is not about how much of your body you cover up, it’s about how you choose to reveal yourself to the world.

August 1, 2014 · 82 Comments

Rightly Embarrassed: Coming Out of the Conservative Closet

It’s time to come out of the closet: My name is Daniel and I’m a conservative. And having said that, I already feel embarrassed, afraid that friends or neighbors might … Continue reading

July 3, 2014 · 2 Comments


Words mean different things at different times and places. For instance, if you were hanging out with John Adams in 1776 and said, “Your wig looks awful,” you’d be giving … Continue reading

November 25, 2013 · Leave a Comment


Why should I make my own inspiring quotes when I can add to the work of the greats who have gone before. Allow me to stand on the shoulders of … Continue reading

November 25, 2013 · Leave a Comment