Tweed Lion

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion reads the paper

Trump Roast: Smear Campaign


I’ve seen better heads on boils.



I’m not saying this guy is unintelligent or anything, but the only bright thing I’ve seen on his mind is his hair. (And he’s even losing that.)


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But seriously, this guy is so gross, the middle letter in “STD” actually now stands for “Trump.” He’s the only person I know who rolls around on a truck-stop bathroom to clean up a bit.


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I shouldn’t kid though. I mean, this guy is petty. Just this morning he asked me if he could sue Charmin for its smear campaign against him. I’m telling you, the man doesn’t take an insult well; his skin is even thinner than his hair.



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Published on March 17, 2016 by .