Let the Heart Rule the Headlines
These aren’t headlines. These are just things I really, really wish were headlines.
“Orinn Hatch Thinks He’s People”
Look at him, being adorable and doing things that people do!
CEO Apologizes for Racist Remarks:
“I didn’t realize things I said could negatively affect me.”
(This man may or may not be a racist–I don’t really know–but I am sure he’s a CEO.)
Jay Z and Beyonce File for Divorce;
Remain Committed to Halloween Horse Costume.
Even in divorce, they seem happy.
Man Dawns Power Glove, Becomes Ruler of Human Race