Tweed Lion

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Shallow Thoughts: Concerning Holiday Regrets

How long do you have to be in a two person horse costume before it’s transformed from a horse costume into a huge mistake?

 

In a 1950’s children version of the song “Winter Wonderland” the lyrics talk about building a snowman and then pretending like he’s a circus clown. What is wrong with these kids?

And if you get bored pretending he's a circus clown, why not make believe he's Jeffrey Dahmer? Or maybe Dr. H.H. Holmes?

And if you get bored pretending he’s a circus clown, why not make believe he’s Jeffrey Dahmer? Or maybe Dr. H.H. Holmes?

Zumba looks like a fine class if your New Year’s resolution is to loose weight, but it looks like a great class if what you’re really looking to lose is the weight of your own dignity.

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Published on January 12, 2015 by Tags: , , , .